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Project G.O.D.

Gather. Observe. Disseminate

    Name:
    Species:
    Number:
    Human A.K.A:
    Assignment:

    XICUTHU
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    Delta 5843
    'Boogie Man'
    Gather information, Observe subject 5347. Reconaissance only, no interference

BIO

While I have been called by many names, ranging from the monster under the bed, to the boogie man, to utter egghead, I like to pride myself on my professional dexterity. I can be all of the above. At the moment however, I am simply the shadows in the corner of Subject 5347's eye. My assignment is to observe and record, discover and remember. I am forbidden from interfering, as only naturally occuring circumstances can qualify for the report. For further information, please peruse this site at your leisure. Should any human happen across it, may I point in the direction of the Urban Dictionary's definition of April Fools.